lauracake

10/11
2009

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• bbrrii:

  little brianna.

  i miss you.

   awe, you were such a cutie!

10/7
2009

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• secretmeetings:

  bearsbeetsbattlestar:

  palahniukandchocolate:

  somethingintellectual:

  by Lee Teter

  I’m in the library, and this is hanging on the wall across from me. I feel so sad looking at this.

  This painting makes me so sad.

   ive been here.

   me too

10/6
2009

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  11393.) I have no idea who my father is. It breaks my heart to know that he won’t be able to walk me down the isle at my own wedding.

  (via blogsecret)
  
  me too.  :(

10/4
2009

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• scenefail:

  :|

   why do people like jer exist?
  
  
  she reminds me a lot of bitch ass. -_-

10/3
2009

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  • Me: I realize my facebook or pictures will never be organized, suck my dick
  • Steve: Do not say, "suck my dick" when your uncle is your friend
  • Me: SUCK MY DICK. ha!

10/2
2009

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• (via fuckyeah1990s)

  i actually have one of these!  or sort of.  it’s gray and pikachus cheecks light up and pichu is in there, lol.  im a nerd.

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• fuckyeah1990s:

  I loved this book.

   i remember this!  we read it as a class in 2nd grade!

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  Reblog with what you’re being for Halloween

  plasticteacups:

  starsnatcher:

  shoutlauren:

  I’m being Alice from Alice in Wonderland

  Either Dorothy or Queen of Hearts.

  Smurfette. I still need to get the blue body paint.

   My mom and I are going as two m&m’s! :p  Or a pumpkin. lulz.

10/1
2009

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• Ordered by most used (make your own):

  possibly people team visit makes hence minnesota dumb public fishing changing bubblebutt touch nation coldest paper hometown daily page frequently land swath semi-frozen feat futuretense sunday paul faith speaking marketplace

9/28
2009

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  Reblog with the first thing UrbanDictionary says about your state.

  lizzart:

  borntoroam:

  1. Oregon

  Wonderland. Eden. Serenity. Clean. Natural. Unruined. Green. Peaceful. Dont visit we don’t want you.

  Don’t visit we don’t want you.

  1. Pennsylvania

  Better than your state. Sure, the roads suck, but not as bad as parts of Kentucky. Sure, the people can be dumb, but not as dumb as in Alabama. Sure, the weather sucks, but not as badly as it does in Alaska. Yeah, okay, it’s a little rural, and you have to buy your liquor in state stores, and there’s no beaches, but at least we’re not West Virginia. Or Iowa.
  
  Plus, the Amish are cool, we make ketchup and chocolate, the Steelers used to be a decent team, and hey! we’ve got a town called Intercourse.

   Minnesota: an upper MidWest state, populated by Nordic descendants (hence the Vikings NFL team) and Native Americans. Located on the edge of the flat and seemingly endless praire, the state gets blast-chilled by polar winds for most of the year. The bulk of the people live in the Twin Cities (hence the MN Twins MLB team) and the surrounding cookie-cutter sprawl, while the rest of the state is scattered with God-forsaken iron mining towns (up north) or small, Lutheranesque farming communities that produce wheat and soybeans, which later get moved around by unsightly, rectangular barges down the Mississippi river or shipped to far-away places from the Duluth harbor. The state is characterized by high taxes, high welfare levels (possibly Scandinavian influences), strong economy (scores of large co.’s are HQed here, incl. Gen Mills that made the cereal you are for breakfast, 3M that made your lint roller, Medtronic that made your grandpa’s pacemaker, Hormel that makes the Spam you grew up on, Polaris that made your uncle Duffy’s snowmobile, Target, whose repulsive target-eye dog seems to be everywhere, etc.), changing demographics (growing Latino, Somali and Hmong enclaves), changing politics (a pronounced shift to the right). Vacationing generally means “goin’ to the cabin up Nort’” for fishing and boating, while the winter is spent is super-luxurious ice fishing shacks with TVs and bunk beds, drinking the local Grain Belt beer. The people are overall Minnesotah-nice, meaning that anything that they disapprove of is glossed over as “oh, that’s different”. The state’s public radio service (recently renamed AMerican Public Media) produces some of the most popular national programs, such as Prairie Home Companion, Marketplace, Speaking of Faith, St Paul Sunday, Futuretense, etc. Quite a feat for a semi-frozen swath of land that has about 5 mil people in it.

  Minnesota frequently makes it on the last page of your daily hometown paper as the coldest place in the nation.